Afroman - Crazy Rap
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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after
Dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown
In a small white town
They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
Through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on
The corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader
Of the Ku Klux Klan
We f***ed on the bed
F***ed on the flo'
F***ed so long
I grew a f***in' afro
Then I f***ed to the left
F***ed to the right
She sucked my d*ck
Till the sh*t turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba sheeba got my
As* lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes
And I was on my way
Until her daddy
Pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped
Out the back window
But her daddy, he was
Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf***er
Whooped my as* all night
But I ain't mad
At her prejudice dad
That's the best
Damn pussy I ever had
Got a bad of weed
And a bottle o' wine
I'm a f*** that b****
Just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but
Damn she looked good
I took her to my house
'Cause she was fine
But she whooped out a d*ck
That was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love
With an African
I f***ed her once
I f***ed her twice
I ate that pussy
Like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed
At the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in
The heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties, too
So I hopped in
Her as* like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her as*
And she said I E
Lips was breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open
With Hawaiin punch
Met Colonel Sanders wife
In the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken
If you just f*** me
I came in her mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
Of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were
Filled with hennessy
That country music
Really drove me crazy
But I rode that as*
And said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till
I f*** that b**** again
Met a real black girl
Down in South Carolina
F***ed her till she
Turned into a white albina
F***ed this hooker in Iowa
I f***ed her on credit
So I owe her
F***ed this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth
Now I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross
The border of Mexico
Fine young thang
Said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up
Just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married
But I can't afford it
I know I'm a cry
When she get deported
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still take
Ffrom here to Hong Kong
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This song is the shit :D
Ill go to the park after dark and smoke my tubbof weed.
OMG XD