Chuck Norris Jokes



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Chuck Norris saying his own jokes


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Chuck Norris walked ... ( 1 year ago by COOLCAT440)
Chuck Norris walked into a blood bank.
The Nurse pulled out a needle and an IV.
Chuck Norris walked out saying, "this place is for pansies"
Chuck Norris came in the next day with a gun and a bucket. =)
Chuck Norris does ... ( 11 months ago by sfagias666)
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck norris does ... ( 11 months ago by UchihaMaster666)
Chuck norris does not need to read books he only just stares at it until it gives him the information.
Chuck Norris does not cut his grass he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris DOES NOT LOVE RAYMOND
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
If you spell Chuck ... ( 11 months ago by UchihaMaster666)
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris is ... ( 11 months ago by newstar77)
Chuck Norris is supporting Mike Huckabee for President! Chuck is going to roundhouse kick Osama Obama in the face!
and ur gay ( 11 months ago by kkknotme)
and ur gay
soo true ( 11 months ago by kkknotme)
soo true
BARRENS CHAT!!!!!!!! ( 10 months ago by Forsaken593)
BARRENS CHAT!!!!!!!!
chuck norris is ... ( 10 months ago by 11jamiesona)
chuck norris is 10ft tall breathes fire can swallow a hammer and can take a shotgun blast standing
lol
Did you know Chuck ... ( 10 months ago by justskater1572)
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears are the cure to cancer...Too bad Chuck Norris never crys!
ya this is totally ... ( 8 months ago by hopework)
ya this is totally barrens noob chat...good thing i never go to barrens anymore!
chuck norris is the ... ( 6 months ago by pdias92)
chuck norris is the only person that could punch a cyclopes between the eye
chuck norris is the ... ( 5 months ago by businessballer)
chuck norris is the only reason why waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris once ... ( 4 months ago by Starkiller93)
Chuck Norris once played RUssian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won!
ok i randomly found ... ( 4 months ago by rvbisawsome)
ok i randomly found this and no we are not in the barrens are we? chuck norris can kill to stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris's ... ( 3 months ago by RYNERulezd00d)
Chuck Norris's penis is so big it has its own elbow.
My personal favorite lol.
i think my favorite ... ( 3 months ago by emointheory)
i think my favorite chuck norris joke is "chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is"
chuck norris won ... ( 2 months ago by lostnerd3)
chuck norris won the game jumanji without even saying the word he just beat up everything that came out of it and the game simply gave up
How does Chuck ... ( 1 month ago by noidea4aName)
How does Chuck Norris manage to get a 30 cm dick?
he folds it in half
Crop circls are ... ( 1 month ago by Yablonya28)
Crop circls are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometime corn just needs to lie the fuck down.
the churning butter ... ( 3 weeks ago by JasminGermany)
the churning butter was the best
he kind of has ... ( 3 weeks ago by JasminGermany)
he kind of has trouble reading?
Little kids wear ... ( 2 weeks ago by Skullytheskull)
Little kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Array ( 1 week ago by xkaulitz89)
my top two are...
chuck norris aint hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris
and
chuck norris makes onions cry!
lol xx chu



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