Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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crazy funny i love ... ( 6 hours ago by lillypad9597)
crazy funny i love this rocksout
1:25-1:55 is the ... ( 6 hours ago by xxSPARTAN121212xx)
1:25-1:55 is the best
haha, very funny!! ( 6 hours ago by jmayerdi03)
haha, very funny!!
Guitarr guy ... ( 5 hours ago by omabjracd)
Guitarr guy Guitarrr guy
perfect way to ... ( 5 hours ago by pestopalooza)
perfect way to bring on the holidays lol
Sure wish he would ... ( 5 hours ago by xokeishxo)
Sure wish he would tour in Australia what a funny guy
THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY ( 4 hours ago by DPCODY07)
THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY
oh holy crap i ... ( 4 hours ago by leextentenrules)
oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off!
this is so funny!! ... ( 4 hours ago by mexiryan)
this is so funny!! i can't get it out of my head and i don't want to get it out of my head.
Epic. ( 3 hours ago by Minakess)
Epic.
SILENCE! I KILL YOU! ( 3 hours ago by tylang6)
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
he dont know he ... ( 3 hours ago by newbrood87)
he dont know he does drugs funniest shit ever
THIS GUYS FUNNY! ( 2 hours ago by Jakob2034)
THIS GUYS FUNNY!
okay maybe at halo ( 2 hours ago by sloanfingerboards)
okay maybe at halo
oh my fucking god i ... ( 2 hours ago by TheMadFail235)
oh my fucking god i love this guy he is the best comedian in the world achmed is the best when he comes our i love you dead jingle bombs
back stage he was ... ( 2 hours ago by TheSmuFFss)
back stage he was doing drugs! i know he was!
olol ( 2 hours ago by AirborneIdentity)
olol
That was freakin ... ( 2 hours ago by rainbowcowboi69)
That was freakin funny.....i started tearing up
saw this on tv when ... ( 1 hour ago by peepsspree)
saw this on tv when it was first on luaghed so hard :D
*playz guitar* u ... ( 1 hour ago by theblackparadefan3)
*playz guitar* u rasist basterd u think thats what i like.Hey u know that xbox game guitar hero haha i kick ur ass *plays guitar* ok maybe at halo
holy shit that is ... ( 1 hour ago by tylerj775)
holy shit that is funny
NO?! REALLY?! xD ( 1 hour ago by narutotubby7)
NO?! REALLY?! xD
Array ( 1 hour ago by pezaray07)
I LOVE THIS!!
JEFF DUNHAM IS AMAZING.
thanks.
laugh sooo hard.
hahah.
u can kinda see his ... ( 2 minutes ago by jobrosrockjobrosrock)
u can kinda see his lips move a little. ow well better than i can do



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